u ever catch a glimpse of ya self in a window n u like damn boi……

megaprincess69:

..you ugly

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28.Jul.14 3 hours ago

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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28.Jul.14 4 hours ago

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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28.Jul.14 5 hours ago
28.Jul.14 5 hours ago

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

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28.Jul.14 5 hours ago

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

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28.Jul.14 5 hours ago