i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me 

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That awkward moment when you get home from school and you look at yourself in the mirror thinking “did I really look like this all day?”

fuckyeahlaughters:

and you’re just there like:

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weirdteenblogger:

remember that really emotionally unstable girl from the suite life i used to laugh at her but now i am her 

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klartie:

costanzastan:

jacobfuckedme:

klartie

fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find

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jesus christ dad what the fuck 

except no.

with the fake text posts lbr we kno u decapitated a bratz doll for the sad, sad purpose of this post

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When teachers are teaching new stuff & they’re like “You should know this, you learned it 2 years ago!”

sodamnrelatable:

We don’t even remember shit that happened last week.

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