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chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

(via simrangill26)

dekutree:

if you had the choice to live the rest of your life without any emotions, would you?

(via aqsaaaa)

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
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26-08-2014
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26-08-2014
  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here
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26-08-2014
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26-08-2014

lamelohan:

*teacher hands you homework on the first day of school*

image

(via bitter-sweet-eternity)

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date
26-08-2014