Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
if you had the choice to live the rest of your life without any emotions, would you?
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now I'm here